America 250: The Original FAFO

America didn't get to 250 by being polite.

The Founders didn't ask nicely. They didn't file a complaint or wait for permission. They drew a line, picked up a musket, and dared the most powerful empire on earth to cross it. That's the original FAFO and it worked.

This shirt is for people who actually know that history. Not the sanitized textbook version. The real one where a bunch of broke, outnumbered, half-starved colonists told the British Crown exactly what was going to happen if they kept pushing.

Spoiler: they found out.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.²
• Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Soft, lightweight, fits right
• Not in the Book sleeve branding

America 250. The Original FAFO.