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Unisex t-shirt
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They didn't die for your HOA rules.
The Founders had a message for surveillance and they delivered it with a hacksaw. Wanna Be A Flock Superstar puts Washington, Franklin, Jefferson, and Adams front and center, flipping off the future while Washington holds up a freshly cut-down Flock surveillance camera like the trophy it is. Solar panel down. Privacy restored.
This is the shirt for people who read the Constitution for fun and still think the Declaration of Independence slaps harder than anything written since. Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Let the Founders do the talking.
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² soft, lightweight, just enough stretch
- Pre-shrunk · Side-seamed · Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Unisex fit flattering for all
- Print-on-demand, fulfilled by Printful
Not in the Book history they didn't teach you, on a shirt they didn't expect but probably did ""big brother" "allegedly".